![]() CTC is sweet, spicy and has a decent amount of salt to give it complexity (if anything, I’d like a teeny bit more). No, it’s not earth-shaking to pronounce Cinnamon Toast Crunch the best-tasting cereal on the market, but it’s also a capital-F fact. 1, but why pretend? In the words of Spandau Ballet, I know this much is true. Sure, I could have come in hot and anointed Peanut Butter Puffins or something No. Read the official fast food French fry power rankings » 1) Cinnamon Toast Crunch ![]() I ranked these cereals based on 1) taste and 2) quality of cereal milk - the tasty 2% dregs from a consumed bowl. Cereals that were on the border that I ultimately decided did not go in the sweet category: Life, Honey Bunches of Oats, and Kix, among others. This meant making some choices, however - Froot Loops? That’s obviously a sweet cereal. Non-sweet cereals will be judged in a future ranking. These rankings deal solely with cereals on the sweet side of the spectrum, as comparing Lucky Charms to, say, Fiber One wouldn’t make a whole lot of sense. I am, therefore, thrilled to present to you the highly scientific, unimpeachable and 100% correct L.A. ![]() What better way to plow through existential angst than with a cold, crunchy bowl of breakfast cereal? A perfect snack day or night, cereal has played an oversized role in my life above almost any other food item. ![]() And, you know, maybe we’ll get to fly or something. The afterlife, if that’s what you believe in, doesn’t mean an existence free of worry, or even suffering: We’re all interconnected and take care of one another, through good times and bad, just like on earth. The more complicated answer relates to the show “The Good Place,” which I may have binge-watched the entirety of last weekend. As we in Los Angeles freeze to death in 66-degree temperatures I can hear you asking, what are we marching toward, exactly? The short answer is: to our inevitable deaths. The month is called “March” for a reason: because it’s a slog. ![]()
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